“TOOT!” (Use your imagination on this one)
Dad: What was that? Where’s the duck?
Megan: In my butt!

Dad: Ryan, it’s time to eat, come sit in your chair.
Ryan: What are we having?
Megan: Dinner.
(Yes Meg, you are correct!)
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Oh…and here’s another overheard in Primary today, one of Ryan’s classmates:
Christian: We believe in being honest, true, chasing elephants…

This morning, all Megan wanted for her breakfast was a banana. Here’s how it went down…
Megan: Mommy, I want “nana”
Mom: You can have one – would you like me to open it for you?
Megan: Uh huh
Mom: Here you go (handing the banana to Meg)
Megan: Thanks! Welcome!
She’s learned that “You’re Welcome” comes after Thank You” at [...]

I’m still sick. My whole head is stuffed up and I’m miserable. Megan was sitting on my lap this morning as I was checking email or something and I sneezed…
Megan: You got boogies Mommy?
Mom: You have no idea…
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Last night, Ryan was swinging around the metal spatula that we use on the grill outside. Of course, [...]

My incredibly smart daughter KNOWS her stuff!
She was asking for a DVD, which is usually one of 3 or 4 different ones: Baby Signing Time, Blues Clues, or old Pee Wee Herman Episodes.
So I asked…
Mom: Do you want Baby Time?
Megan: No, Baby Bach.
Ummm…OK, Baby Bach it is! (From Baby Einstein if you aren’t up to [...]

So Ryan decides to take it upon himself to take off Megan’s diaper after she pooped. The problem was that it wasn’t a “clean” poop, if you know what I mean. It ended up ALL over her. I got her cleaned up and sent her on her way. A few minutes later, she comes to [...]

Mom: Megan, go get your pink sneakers so we can go to the store.
Megan: neakerths?
Mom: Yes, sneakers.
Meg: neakerths, neakerths, neakerths, neakerths, neakerths, neakerths

Apparently, I’m a slave driver when it comes to practicing the piano. Megan thinks she needs to bring along a snack! :)
(No…she’s really not playing, just “pounding” and singing too! You should hear her rendition of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!”)

I was sitting on the couch. Megan was in the chair. Ryan was on the floor in front of Meg and Dad was standing. It was time for Megan to go to bed.
Dad: Megan, kisses for Ryan.
(Cutest little kiss between bro and sis…)
Dad: Kisses for Daddy
(Sweet kiss for Dad)
Dad: Kisses for Mommy
Megan: (holds her hand [...]

I’m sitting in the office, catching up on some last minute emails before I have to go to class. All of a sudden I hear…
Ryan: Hippo, hippo, what do you hear? I hear a zebra makin’ noises.
Megan: ’sat? (What’s that?)
Ryan: A ZEBRA Megan! A ZEBRA!
First, it touches my heart to hear Ryan “reading” to her [...]