Ryan: Mommy? When is SuziQ coming home?
Mom: She’s not coming home honey, she was too sick.
Ryan: Did she go to Heaven with ChiChi?
Mom: Yes.
Ryan: But I want her to come back home…………………………. can we get a puppy?

While we were munching on our muffins, I was reading this article out loud to Ric. At various times during the article Ric would point to me. (You’ll have to read the article to see why!)
Mom: I know – I’m reading this article because it applies to ME, but I thought you’d like to hear [...]

Dad: Ryan, it’s time to eat, come sit in your chair.
Ryan: What are we having?
Megan: Dinner.
(Yes Meg, you are correct!)
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Oh…and here’s another overheard in Primary today, one of Ryan’s classmates:
Christian: We believe in being honest, true, chasing elephants…

Dad: What game is this? Pictureka? (Reading from the box)
Ryan: I don’t want to play diarrhea, just build a house with the cards.

Ryan: (wearing some big boy underwear) I call this a “weenie pocket”
a few minutes later…
Ryan: This hurts a little bit.
Mom: What hurts?
Ryan: My weenie.
Mom: Why?
Ryan: Because it’s going up, and it’s supposed to go down.
Mom: Oh…I didn’t know there were rules.
Ryan: Yep, there are rules.
(Don’t get too excited, I’m sure I’ll be changing wet big [...]

Can you guess what it was? Ryan decided to climb up on a coffee table that’s right under the mantle and throw my Willow Tree figurines on the floor. “Look Mommy, his head is off!”
This is the result.
Right now, he’s locked inside his room so that I don’t kill him. Yes, they can be [...]

…while Ric was showing Ryan how to sink Cheerios in the potty…
Ryan: But how do you get it in the hole?

Ryan: (From the living room) Daddy, I want to play Candyland (for at least the 20th time)
Dad: I’m busy right now…
Ryan: Daaaaaaaddyyyyyyy…
Dad: Ryan, what you need is an imaginary friend.

We had a crazy weekend . We were hoping to make the best of it since it was Ric’s last few days off, but no such luck with two kids!
Ric was able to take Ryan to get his hair cut, flipped up in the front, and some fun color added to the “flip.” A girl [...]

“POOP!”
We just heard this from the living room. I’m thinking that Ryan has been watching too many Pee Wee Herman episodes…what do you think?
For all of you who are not familiar with the secret word, Pee Wee doesn’t use THAT word in any of his episodes…that was ALL Ryan.